How Do I Get Silky, Smooth, "Emo" Hair ( pic included)?

so yeah, i want "emo" hair or w.e. you call it, but whenever i get it straight its gets straight but the sides in my back back get like really poofy like the heir stands up like if it there was tatic and no matter what i add ( hair spray, gel, or w.e), bu tin like a few minutes it goes back to normal

and this only happens when i get it straighten, cuz when i have it normal with nothing, it just looks like normal like bleh and oily

i kinda have it a bit short, but not that short

what are like some specific hair products or stuff i can use (brands)

and what else can i do with my hair because its like bleh and yeah

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here is a pic so you can see and yeah... sorry its photoshoped the only one where you can really see my hair and a bit more recent...

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9107/...

How Do I Get Silky, Smooth, "Emo" Hair ( pic included)?

its quite easy reallly, you have to wash your hair with semen

How Do I Get Silky, Smooth, "Emo" Hair ( pic included)?

try a heat-activated hair relaxer, or some anti-frizz.

really easy to use, just spray it in after you shower and then straighten like you normally would. :]

How Do I Get Silky, Smooth, "Emo" Hair ( pic included)?

Ignore the first answer, as it;s compleatly gross.

Go have it professionally straightened, or buy the at home version.